Post by Mistoffelees on Apr 6, 2010 9:56:15 GMT -5
Hello everyone, and welcome to the first episode of “Ask Misto Anything,” the top show where you can ask anything and receive answers. I’m your host, Mr. Mistoffelees. Welcome to the show!
Let’s start with question number one, shall we? This letter came from ‘Confused.’ Uh oh, already off to a funky start. Sad face.
Dear Mr. Mistoffelees,
There’s this kitten that I like. She doesn’t know. There’s also this tom that I like, and he doesn’t know either. What do I do?
From,
Confused
Dear Confused,
Come out of the closet and actually talk to them so they know you exist. Your mom will still love you.
Best of Luck,
Mistoffelees
I call that story a success! Don't you? Happy face times! ;D
(I love those little emoticons!)
So, let's move onto question number two~~~
Question number two. Asker writes:
What’s your favorite food?
Great question! I am a big fan of food, which hopefully won’t reflect my waistline in the near future. In terms of favorites, oh, I have many. Rice pudding is probably the best. I also like braised cabbage (don’t judge me, it’s tasty!), caviar (both black and red), seared salmon, tuna, sushi, pretty much everything that’s refined though I’ve been known to eat some pizza. ^__~
I didn’t think this show would be so much fun! I’m great at this advice stuff. Oh, what’s this? The blinky red thing next to the pho—OH! It seems like we have a caller. My first caller!!! Caller number one, you’re on the air, talk to me!
Hey Misto! I’m a huge fan of your show!
Why helloooooo, caller. Having a devoted fan before the first episode is even over, wow.
Ha, that’s becuase you’re awesome, Misto!
Why, thank you. And did you have a question, or do you just sound that cute all the time?
Oh my God, are you allowed to say that on the air?
Why not? You’re not like some kitten or pollicle or something, are you?
You’re joking, right?
… your voice is sounding familiar. A little too familiar. Caller, do I know you? Who is this?
Dude, it’s Tumblebrutus.
NEXT CALLER!
Hey!!!! That’s not nice!!!
Tumblebrutus, I’m currently doing a show, can’t this wait for later?
But I had a question!!! And wasn't it 'Ask Misto Anything'?
Nhn. Le sigh. All right, all right. Ask away.
You remember last week when we went to the docks?
I’m suddenly not liking the direction of this question. … yes. I do.
Well, I had a really good time. And you told me that you’d call me. I was wondering when you were gonna call me back? I thought we could go back there again because you made really cute faces when I we—
O___O GAH! ACK! ER! Oh, looks like we accidentally lost reception! Too bad! Really. Operator, make sure you never patch the call if it’s Tumblebrutus again. Er, ahahaa… How about, er, how about we skip the phones for now and go to the mailed questions again. This one looks promising.
Dear Mephistopheles,
Ugh, not another Dante fan.
What recommendation do you have for staging a coup d’etat?
From,
La Resistance
… you’ve got to be kidding…
Okay, first of all this better be a coup against Macavity because if you’re someone going traitor to the Jellicles I will find you and electrocute you. Now that I have you on the honor system, get your leader’s absolute trust, then only hire those who are terrified of you and trustworthy. Get something on the line that they’d protect at any cost. Children are the strongest bond, followed by lovers. And wait until the right moment, let the big man make a move that exhausts him, and take over. It’s really easy.
-Mistoffelees
Ugh, why can’t I get normal questions again? What’s wrong with you folks? Here’s hoping. Question number five.
Misto,
You have three choices: Munkustrap, Rum Tum Tugger, Skimbleshanks. Who would you marry, which would you get some good nookie with, and which would you throw off a cliff?
Wow. Aggressive questions, and personal too! Jeez, this one’s incredibly difficult. Whoever I marry would have to genuinely love me for me, hypothetically speaking, and they’d be someone I’d be sleeping with anyway since, well, that’s important. So… I guess I’d choose Skimbleshanks because he wouldn’t do me wrong, and he’s definitely a mild mannered pervert. Good times in those luggage vans. Where was I? Oh right, shagging or throwing off a cliff. Pssh, that’s obvious. I’d soooo let Munkustrap fuck me while I shove Rum Tum Tugger off a cliff and hope his next life isn’t so egotisticalafter shagging him.
Great question! Senders, give me more like that! Okay, next one~
Misto,
I know you’re gay—
Uh… how?
But if you had to sleep with a queen or kitten, who would your top three be???
Well, uh, interesting question, albeit personal. Honestly, I’ve never thought of it before. Either way, hm. I think the obvious choice would be Victoria since she’s just ~awesome~, and a fantastic dancer, and always has great nail polish (sparkly violet!). Then, hm… Electra I suppose because I think she’d be fun, and maybe she’s kinda mannish. And then I’d say Carbucketty—oh wait, he’s not a girl. xP JUST KIDDING! Choice three would be Cassandra because she likes my magic tricks, and has the potential to make Alonzo jealous which has the potential to lead to hate sex and everyone knows hate sex is awesome sex.
Our next question is… oh Everlasting Cat.... Do I have to take this one? Yes? Ugh.
yo MISTO,
how can i get ALONZO 2 relize he sux and im beter then him?
ur frend,
PLATO
Dear Plato,
LEARN HOW TO SPELL.
Cordially,
Mr. Mistoffelees
Well, it looks like we’ve run out of time for today. Stay tuned for another episode of “Ask Misto Anything.”
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Let’s start with question number one, shall we? This letter came from ‘Confused.’ Uh oh, already off to a funky start. Sad face.
Dear Mr. Mistoffelees,
There’s this kitten that I like. She doesn’t know. There’s also this tom that I like, and he doesn’t know either. What do I do?
From,
Confused
Dear Confused,
Come out of the closet and actually talk to them so they know you exist. Your mom will still love you.
Best of Luck,
Mistoffelees
I call that story a success! Don't you? Happy face times! ;D
(I love those little emoticons!)
So, let's move onto question number two~~~
Question number two. Asker writes:
What’s your favorite food?
Great question! I am a big fan of food, which hopefully won’t reflect my waistline in the near future. In terms of favorites, oh, I have many. Rice pudding is probably the best. I also like braised cabbage (don’t judge me, it’s tasty!), caviar (both black and red), seared salmon, tuna, sushi, pretty much everything that’s refined though I’ve been known to eat some pizza. ^__~
I didn’t think this show would be so much fun! I’m great at this advice stuff. Oh, what’s this? The blinky red thing next to the pho—OH! It seems like we have a caller. My first caller!!! Caller number one, you’re on the air, talk to me!
Hey Misto! I’m a huge fan of your show!
Why helloooooo, caller. Having a devoted fan before the first episode is even over, wow.
Ha, that’s becuase you’re awesome, Misto!
Why, thank you. And did you have a question, or do you just sound that cute all the time?
Oh my God, are you allowed to say that on the air?
Why not? You’re not like some kitten or pollicle or something, are you?
You’re joking, right?
… your voice is sounding familiar. A little too familiar. Caller, do I know you? Who is this?
Dude, it’s Tumblebrutus.
NEXT CALLER!
Hey!!!! That’s not nice!!!
Tumblebrutus, I’m currently doing a show, can’t this wait for later?
But I had a question!!! And wasn't it 'Ask Misto Anything'?
Nhn. Le sigh. All right, all right. Ask away.
You remember last week when we went to the docks?
I’m suddenly not liking the direction of this question. … yes. I do.
Well, I had a really good time. And you told me that you’d call me. I was wondering when you were gonna call me back? I thought we could go back there again because you made really cute faces when I we—
O___O GAH! ACK! ER! Oh, looks like we accidentally lost reception! Too bad! Really. Operator, make sure you never patch the call if it’s Tumblebrutus again. Er, ahahaa… How about, er, how about we skip the phones for now and go to the mailed questions again. This one looks promising.
Dear Mephistopheles,
Ugh, not another Dante fan.
What recommendation do you have for staging a coup d’etat?
From,
La Resistance
… you’ve got to be kidding…
Okay, first of all this better be a coup against Macavity because if you’re someone going traitor to the Jellicles I will find you and electrocute you. Now that I have you on the honor system, get your leader’s absolute trust, then only hire those who are terrified of you and trustworthy. Get something on the line that they’d protect at any cost. Children are the strongest bond, followed by lovers. And wait until the right moment, let the big man make a move that exhausts him, and take over. It’s really easy.
-Mistoffelees
Ugh, why can’t I get normal questions again? What’s wrong with you folks? Here’s hoping. Question number five.
Misto,
You have three choices: Munkustrap, Rum Tum Tugger, Skimbleshanks. Who would you marry, which would you get some good nookie with, and which would you throw off a cliff?
Wow. Aggressive questions, and personal too! Jeez, this one’s incredibly difficult. Whoever I marry would have to genuinely love me for me, hypothetically speaking, and they’d be someone I’d be sleeping with anyway since, well, that’s important. So… I guess I’d choose Skimbleshanks because he wouldn’t do me wrong, and he’s definitely a mild mannered pervert. Good times in those luggage vans. Where was I? Oh right, shagging or throwing off a cliff. Pssh, that’s obvious. I’d soooo let Munkustrap fuck me while I shove Rum Tum Tugger off a cliff and hope his next life isn’t so egotistical
Great question! Senders, give me more like that! Okay, next one~
Misto,
I know you’re gay—
Uh… how?
But if you had to sleep with a queen or kitten, who would your top three be???
Well, uh, interesting question, albeit personal. Honestly, I’ve never thought of it before. Either way, hm. I think the obvious choice would be Victoria since she’s just ~awesome~, and a fantastic dancer, and always has great nail polish (sparkly violet!). Then, hm… Electra I suppose because I think she’d be fun, and maybe she’s kinda mannish. And then I’d say Carbucketty—oh wait, he’s not a girl. xP JUST KIDDING! Choice three would be Cassandra because she likes my magic tricks, and has the potential to make Alonzo jealous which has the potential to lead to hate sex and everyone knows hate sex is awesome sex.
Our next question is… oh Everlasting Cat.... Do I have to take this one? Yes? Ugh.
yo MISTO,
how can i get ALONZO 2 relize he sux and im beter then him?
ur frend,
PLATO
Dear Plato,
LEARN HOW TO SPELL.
Cordially,
Mr. Mistoffelees
Well, it looks like we’ve run out of time for today. Stay tuned for another episode of “Ask Misto Anything.”
"Ask Misto Anything" was brought to you by Bad Taste, Inc. The Bad Taste, Inc., wants to know what you think because they
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