Macavity
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The Resident Mobster
MAFIA MO'FO
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Post by Macavity on Jan 31, 2011 14:30:51 GMT -5
it's more likely than you think. once upon a time in the land of Azeroth, there was a Forsaken hunter named Jekyll who had a disgusting and diseased dog, Hyde. Jekyll loved Hyde, but he also loved other animals, and kept a variety of them as well. among his favorites were, of course: Emma.. Courfeyrac.. Zachary.. and Teratoma, his most favorite type of tumor. being a man of impeccable and high taste in exotic beasts, he heard of an elusively famous red cat that nobody had the guts, gall, or bladder to tame. he accepted the challenge no one presented to him and set out, determined to tame this strangely feared feline. and so he did. Macavity at last, captured and made his bitch. but could Jekyll stop there? oh, no. no, once the news went around that he had tamed the very same Macavity that all would faint or wail at the mere mention of his coat color, there was another dangerous cat to make his. "Go to the wilds, and if you are any beast master at all, you will be able to tame Fangor!" and they thought they would never see him again. that night, Fangor was used as a footrest, and Macavity sat obediently at his chair's side, balancing a mug of hot cocoa and rum on his head. like a fuckin' boss.
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Post by Fangor on Jan 31, 2011 14:34:11 GMT -5
FUCK THIS! I AIN'T NO ONE'S FUCKIN' FOOTREST!
DISLIKE OPTION.
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