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Post by Electra on Jan 6, 2011 17:51:45 GMT -5
Electra looked to Plato with a mixture of pity and disgust, still keeping a firm hold on Pounce's shirt. She was seriously considering a snide comment until Olivia told her to ignore him, and she sighed. "If it was only that easy..."
Her head snapped back to Plato and Mungo, and it took a moment for her to wipe the expression of horror off her face. Taking a deep breath, she said, "Plato, sweetie, please shut up. I'm having a really hard time deciding who to beat up first, you, Mungo, or Pouncie darling here," her voice dripping in sarcasm and fake sweetness.
She glanced back at Olivia and nodded. "It's not just wrong, it's downright misogynistic and perverted."
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Post by Pouncival on Jan 6, 2011 20:36:47 GMT -5
"But she told be to!" Pouncival protested. He glared at Electra. "You know how easy it would be to forget you're a girl and hit you?" he asked her.
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Post by Electra on Jan 6, 2011 21:02:24 GMT -5
Electra sneered at him. "Oh, I'd like to see you try. You are such a sexist ass!" She dropped his shirt, stepping back to prop her fists on her hips. "I really ought to punch you, just for what you did to Etcy. But I'd hate to hurt my hand on that rock you have for a head."
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Post by etcetera on Jan 7, 2011 0:21:51 GMT -5
Etcetera had stayed in her spot on the ground, quietly listening to everything that was going on around her. The appearance of Plato and his comments were the last straw. She stood slowly and glanced at Mungo, Plato and Pouncival in turn.
"You're all just a bunch of...fucking assholes." She muttered as she left, making her way back to her den.
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Post by Mungojerrie on Jan 7, 2011 16:14:13 GMT -5
Mungo pouted as Etcetera took off, "Awww, I'm not that bad... am I?" He laughed at Electra's comments and murmured to Plato, "I'm sure ya wouldn't mind a beating from Leccie, wouldya?" With a snicker he turned to Pouncival, "I fer one would neva' mistake pretty little Leccie as a boy. You on the toehrhand, I could mistake ya fer a virgin...oh...wait." A sly smirk came to his face. ooh, mischief was so much fun.
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Post by Olivia on Jan 7, 2011 20:50:04 GMT -5
She nods and then shakes her head. "Boys are just terrible sometimes, I don't get why girls go for them when they're so..." she pauses for a moment, trying to think of the right word before borrowing the one Electra had used. "...perverted." She finishes, frown still on her face. When Electra speaks of punching him, Olivia doesn't want either of them to get hurt.
As Etcetera leaves, Olivia doesn't know whether to follow her or not. However, she didn't want to leave Electra here while the guys were teasing her. As Mungojerrie teases Pounce, Olivia wrinkles her nose as it reminded her of...'you know what'.
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Post by Tumblebrutus on Jan 7, 2011 22:55:35 GMT -5
Well... at least he didn't get glared at...
And Mungojerrie...
He rubbed his forehead, groaning in pain and irritation. This was becoming SO lame... he really didn't like it.
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Post by Plato on Jan 10, 2011 10:28:00 GMT -5
Plato looked perplexed. "So... am I supposed to be congratulating him or not?" Oh, life.
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Post by Meringue on Jan 11, 2011 0:34:07 GMT -5
Meringue's head tilted to the side as he listened to the conversations. How confusing. Really, he didn't understand any of it. "What's going on...?" he asked, speaking up quietly. He slinked over towards Olivia, she seemed to be right minded. Glancing around, he tried his best to look nonchalant. "Uhm.. I'm a boy. Am I terrible?" he asked sheepishly. How could he be terrible? Sure, his owners would sometimes jokingly call him terrible when he would beg for scraps or nab a utensil of silverware.
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Post by Olivia on Jan 11, 2011 0:45:02 GMT -5
She looks to Plato, frown still on her face. "No, you're not supposed to be congratulating him. Some queens don't appreciate being..." she searches for the right words. "..touched, especially without our permission."
Her face softens as Meringue speaks. "Well, not all boys are terrible, just some of them are."
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Post by Electra on Jan 11, 2011 20:20:52 GMT -5
Electra turned her back to Pounce. "Plato, you are a moron. Mungo, you're not helping. At all." Rolling her eyes, she moved to Olivia's side, crossing her arms across her chest. She was a bit annoyed by all of Mungo's 'pretty Leccie' comments. In her sweatshirts and baggy jeans, she used to fit right in as one of the guys, at least until she started.... blooming might be the best word. It wasn't her fault she had curves that might rival Bomba's one day.
Glancing at Meringue, she shrugged. "I would say most of 'em, but you might turn out decent, Meri. Just don't grope anyone, okay?" Turning to Olivia, she gestured after Etcetera. "I'm so over this. Should we follow her?"
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Post by facethemoonlight on Jan 12, 2011 11:43:29 GMT -5
Jemima nodded at Electra. "Yeah, let's follow her, make sure she's okay. I'm not sure I want to stay around this much stupidity anymore," she said and gave both Plato, Mungojerrie and Pouncival withering glares.
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Post by Olivia on Jan 15, 2011 23:37:30 GMT -5
Olivia nods her head at Electra and Jemima. "I agree." She says in reference to Jemima's statement. "I hope she's ok, she seemed really angry."
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Post by Meringue on Jan 16, 2011 9:29:42 GMT -5
"Can I come....?" Meringue asked innocently. He actually wasn't all to worried about Etcetera, he just thought maybe if he followed the girls they'd lead him to Bombalurina. That was pretty much the purpose of each day at teh junkyard. Finding Bombalurina and swooning over her.
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Post by Plato on Jan 16, 2011 21:12:24 GMT -5
Plato cocked his head to the side. "I'm sure there was a compliment for me in there somewhere."
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Post by Mungojerrie on Jan 16, 2011 21:51:49 GMT -5
"Well, if bein stew-pid is a comp-lee-ment, than ya got a great big'un right there," Mungo snickered. "Now now ladies, no reason ta storm off in such a huff! We's was just comp-lee-mentin 'ow pretty y'all are. Thats just 'ow men do it. We touch a boob, thats an honour."
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Post by Plato on Jan 18, 2011 18:39:04 GMT -5
"And a privilege!" Plato chimed in, not picking up on the insult as he draped himself half over Mungojerrie. It really was amazing how touchy feely he was as a cat.
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Post by Electra on Jan 18, 2011 19:38:28 GMT -5
Electra glanced over her shoulder at the boys, raising an eyebrow. "Really." She blinked, glancing between her girls and the guys, grasping for the right words. "You two must have the most.... the most convoluted idea of how to treat a girl. I mean, really, I'd have thought Rumple would have smacked some sense into you Mungo, but clearly not, or you wouldn't think grabbing a girl was okay!" She pointed toward Plato. "You. Stop agreeing with him."
Mungo should know better, having a sister and all. Pounce should have known better, didn't he have Olivia and his mum? Shaking her head, she returned to the girls. "Yeah, let's make sure she's okay. I know I'd be upset, if I was her." Nodding, she started in the direction Etcetera had run off, toward her den, Electra was betting. She linked Jemima's and Olivia's arms with hers, to keep herself from flinging a rude gesture over her shoulder. It wouldn't help anything.
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Post by Olivia on Jan 18, 2011 19:54:50 GMT -5
She looks to Meringue, a ":/" expression on her face. "I'm not sure that'd be a good idea right now, Etcy doesn't seem to be all that happy with guys at the moment."
She frowns even more at the conversation between Plato and Mungojerrie. She cannot believe that this is how guys think. "No, for nice girls like us, touching or grabbing us without our permission is just plain wrong. We don't like it."
She follows Electra's direction, arm in arm. She speaks to her friends softly. "No wonder they don't have girls, if they think that's the way to treat us."
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Post by Mungojerrie on Jan 18, 2011 22:14:59 GMT -5
"Oi, I neva said I personally touched a laydee. 'Sides, the topic 'as neva come up with Rumps. Ya know 'ow flat she is," he said matter-of-factly. "Oh Plato, they'll neva undastand will they?" he sighed, shaking his head. He put his arm over the tom's shoulder. He couldn't complain, he swung both ways.... not that anyone knew about that fact. Honestly, Mungo would never dare grab a girl. Obviously these kittens didn't get the joke. He patted Plato's shoulder in a friendly way.... trying not to be TOO friendly.
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Post by Plato on Jan 20, 2011 12:13:26 GMT -5
Plato, ever the oblivious, only draped himself over Mungojerrie, letting out a fake sob. "Oh, they NEVER do! They squeal, and run, and oh, it's so, so lonely~" He broke character then. "Actually, I'm never really lonely. But poor Alonzo. And Admetus. And well, all of you guys for that matter." He scratched the back of his head.
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Post by Mungojerrie on Jan 21, 2011 0:36:12 GMT -5
"Ya saying I couldn't get me a girl? I think I'm pretty 'nuff ta get a laydee," he pouted, "Well... I do 'ave Rumps I can look at if I eva feel... needy." He laughed lightly, "But 'ey, some'uh the boys 'round 'ere ain't too bad lookin eitha..." He hoped that Plato would only recognize that as a joke... even if it wasn't.
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Post by facethemoonlight on Jan 22, 2011 7:38:48 GMT -5
Jemima rolled her eyes at the tomcats, and then turned back to the queens, her arm linked with Electra's. She made a noise of agreement, both to what Electra had said and what Olivia had said.
"Boys are dumb. Well, most of them, anyway," she said, and cast a quick glance over her shoulder at Tumblebrutus.
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Post by Electra on Jan 22, 2011 14:38:41 GMT -5
Electra snorted. "They couldn't get a girl if they were the last toms on earth!" She caught Jemima's glance over her shoulder. "No, just the ones we know. Or.... Most of them, huh Jem?" She giggled, but otherwise didn't tease her friend about the glance. "Poor Etcy, why do they have to pick on her?" She paused, shrugging. "Why do they have to pick on us, for that matter."
"Come on, then. I hope she went back to her den." Nodding, she continued forward, leaving the toms behind, not soon enough.
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Post by Mungojerrie on Jan 23, 2011 0:35:15 GMT -5
"Hmph, girls are no fun Plato. Maybe we could throw Pouncie or Tumble in a dress an' some panties. I'm sure they'd look just as nice as these broads," he said with a smirk, "If not betta." He stared over at the girls as they walked off, "Though... I doubt Pounce or Tumble's asses could look that nice."
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Post by Olivia on Jan 23, 2011 4:12:36 GMT -5
Olivia giggles at Jemima's statement, as well as Electra's. "That's true." She didn't notice Jemima's glance, so didn't really catch Electra's teasing. She shrugs. "I don't know, they shouldn't pick on anyone, it's not nice."
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Post by Tumblebrutus on Jan 31, 2011 13:53:30 GMT -5
"We're not all dumb--HEY!" Tumblebrutus snapped his head to the side. "I am NOT wearing a dress again!" He froze up then, somewhat forgetting that the girls possibly could be in earshot. "I-I mean, you're not getting me in a... you're just not!"
Smooth, Tumble. Real smooth. But it wasn't HIS fault. Plato could be such a fucking bully when he wanted to, but for whatever reason he seemed to get away with it! Just like Pounce! ... sort of.
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