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Post by Pouncival on Dec 15, 2010 21:33:34 GMT -5
"What the hell do you think she always does with Tugger?" Pouncival asked, disbelieving.
"And I am not full of it!" he retorted to Tumble. "Just because you can't cat anywhere with the girls."
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Post by Tumblebrutus on Dec 16, 2010 18:42:18 GMT -5
"Yeah, and whose fault is that? YOURS! You seriously ruin every chance I have with a kitten!" He snorted disdainfully, nose wrinkling with some irritation. "And you're so full of shit. All the time!"
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Post by Meringue on Dec 18, 2010 22:27:33 GMT -5
Wow, these two were actually friends? Weird. The way they bantered made them seem more like enemies. But, well, all friends quarrel at some point or another. Meringue stepped forward between the two, "So... um... can you guys teach me how to ralk to the queens?" He more wanted to just stop the bickering than to actually learn how to speak to a lady though.
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Post by Pouncival on Dec 20, 2010 21:40:34 GMT -5
"Huh? What do you mean how to talk to queens?" Pouncival asked. "You just talk to them normally. That's why Tumble fails. He trys to be cool, but end up lame."
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Post by Meringue on Dec 20, 2010 23:41:46 GMT -5
Meringue let out a small giggle at the comment. "Thats good to know! I just won't act like Tumble then! Maybe then I can get a queen!" he teased. His tail twisted and spiraled as he spoke.
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Post by Tumblebrutus on Dec 21, 2010 0:39:16 GMT -5
"Right here, buddy," Tumblebrutus said, raising his middle finger at Pouncival as he rolled his eyes. Sometimes the teasing got a little much for him. Just a tad bit. But to get really upset had the potential of being teased even further.
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Post by etcetera on Dec 21, 2010 0:54:32 GMT -5
Etcy was wandering the junkyard when she came across the group of toms. Not have anything else to do (Tugger was MIA, again, much to her frustration) she thought their company would be better than nothing. Good for a laugh at least.
She stood of to the side, just barely out of sight and watched the boys for a bit, stifling a giggle. What an odd lot they were. She was starting to wonder if it would be more fun to join them or to just spy on them.
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Post by Pouncival on Dec 21, 2010 20:06:36 GMT -5
"Ignoring the fact that Tumble will dress as a girl and go homo as it's his best chance," Pouncival said dismissively. "We must charge."
He turned his back to the other two. "Charge!" He ran straight at where he knew someone was watching.
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Post by Meringue on Dec 21, 2010 21:11:38 GMT -5
Meringue jumped a bit in suprise as Pouncival charged off. Trotting slowly behind him, the yellow cat looked to see who had been peeping. Who was that now? Looked like a girl. Oh! It was that Tugger fan-kitten! What was her name again? Miscellaneous? No, that wasn't it. "Etcetera!" he blurted out, remembering her name.
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Post by etcetera on Dec 21, 2010 22:35:37 GMT -5
Etcy's eyes grew wide at the sight of Pounce running towards her full speed. With squeak she stepped out of his path and watched him fly by.
Her head turned when she heard her name. "Hello." She replied, giggling once again.
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Post by Tumblebrutus on Dec 22, 2010 10:57:31 GMT -5
"Damn it, I'm not going to dress in drag and go homo!" he argued, though by then Etcy did a grand diversion. Serves the jerk right. He approached slowly, somewhat scuffling his feet as he moved in. "Hey." He paused. "Just you today?" What he really wanted to ask was if Jemima was around.
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Post by etcetera on Dec 22, 2010 11:37:10 GMT -5
Etcetera cocked her head to the side at Tumble. He was acting a bit strangely but she couldn't really figure out why. Oh well. Toms were weird sometimes. "Yea, just me." she replied with a nod. "You were hoping for someone else?"
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Post by Tumblebrutus on Dec 22, 2010 16:28:51 GMT -5
"No!" He squeaked. He paused before he ran a hand through his hair. Ugh. That was a major fail.
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Post by etcetera on Dec 22, 2010 17:31:32 GMT -5
She raised an eyebrow at the tom. Something was definitely up with him but what? She thought for a moment when it suddenly hit her. Jemima! DUH! She smirked and wondered if she should call him out on it.
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Post by Meringue on Dec 22, 2010 21:40:35 GMT -5
So, Tumble was looking for someone, eh? "Well, if you're looking for someone, why not just look for Miss Bombalurina? She's by far better than all the other queens," Meringue said quite matter of factly. A large smile was plastered across his face.
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Post by Pouncival on Dec 23, 2010 0:09:52 GMT -5
"Oh, I don't know," Pounce said, standing behind Etcetera. "Etcy is still good for a reach around for a grope," he said. So he was crass. Not like he was compensating, right?
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Post by Tumblebrutus on Dec 23, 2010 19:41:57 GMT -5
"Pounce!" Tumblebrutus hissed, an angry flick of his tail given, then a swish. The desire to smack his best friend was increasingly growing. It was just so rude! And crass. And maybe his brother had been known to make comments like that, but he didn't want Pounce to about the queens.
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Post by etcetera on Dec 23, 2010 19:43:33 GMT -5
Etcy spun around and gave Pouncival a glare. "You're not man enough to even try. Or maybe I'm not man enough for you to try." she replied, changing her expression to a smirk. For all she knew Pounce was a straight as they came, but she had come to see that most toms had issues with having their sexuality questioned.
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Post by Pouncival on Dec 24, 2010 6:23:29 GMT -5
Pouncival riled at that. Right, she wanted to challenge him? It was on.
Pounce reached out and grabbed her breast, squeezing. "I'm sorry, I didn't catch what you said," he drawled, smirking.
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Post by etcetera on Dec 24, 2010 9:55:12 GMT -5
Etcy's eyes grew wide. She never thought Pouncival would do something like that. Pushing his hand away she took a step towards him and slapped him as hard as she could. She may be small, but she knew how to use her strength when she needed to. "Never. Touch. Me. Again." she spat at the tom through clenched teeth.
Turning, she walked away from the group with her fists clenched at her sides. "Asshole."
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Post by Tumblebrutus on Dec 24, 2010 12:52:20 GMT -5
Tumblebrutus simply gawked. "Are you serious? Are you fucking serious?" He looked amazed. How... could his friend... be so.. damn... stupid? And to do that? THAT? And to ETCY?
He secretly was glad she slapped him. His own anger was simmering but, with that, came a bit of pain. Confusion.
He rubbed the back of his neck. "And that's an example of what NEVER to do to a queen, EVER. Jeez, Pounce," he groaned. "Why?"
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Post by Meringue on Dec 24, 2010 19:24:04 GMT -5
Meringue stayed quiet, watching the whole scene unfold. He took some mental notes on the situation, but then erased them all as Tumble said that it was a bad thing to do. "Shouldn't someone say something to her?" he asked. "Like... um.. whats the word... 'sorry' or something?"
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Post by Pouncival on Dec 26, 2010 19:44:07 GMT -5
Pouncival looked completely offended. He marched up to Etcetera, pulling on her shoulder to pull her back to face him.
"You wanted me to," he spat. "You challenged me. You don't challenge without wanting it to happen."
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Post by etcetera on Dec 26, 2010 22:49:33 GMT -5
Etcy pulled herself from Pouncival's grasp and glared. "A challenge? Really? You need to work on not taking things so seriously, Pounce. You're just going to end up in trouble."
Turning, Etcy left the group of toms. Yes, maybe what she said could have been taken as a challenge, but really. Who would have taken her seriously? Sometimes she didn't understand toms at all.
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Post by Tumblebrutus on Dec 26, 2010 23:44:27 GMT -5
Tumblebrutus looked at Meringue before he sighed. "Come on," he muttered, picking up a jog to his best friend. "Hey. Come on... let's just... drop it. Okay? That's probably... definitely... the best thing to do about now... yeah?"
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Post by facethemoonlight on Dec 27, 2010 12:02:51 GMT -5
Jemima crossed paths with the group, just in time to see Etcetera storm off. She looked pissed off, too. Etcetera! Pissed off! Jemima looked around in surprise, and spotted the tomkits.
"What on earth did you do to piss off Etcy?" she demanded, marching up to them.
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Post by Tumblebrutus on Dec 27, 2010 17:04:55 GMT -5
OH SHIT! OH SHIT! OH SHIT! OH SHIT! OH SHIIIIIIIT!
Tumblebrutus looked like he was caught in headlights as he stared at the kitten who he always got uneasy around. There was such a strange balance with him--he'd certainly inherited his father's obliviousness, and maybe some of the timid nature came from him, too.
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Post by Pouncival on Dec 29, 2010 7:57:26 GMT -5
Pouncival was still fuming at Etcetera blaming him for what she told him to do!
He strode after her, against all reason. "You can't just have a hissy fit and bitch because I called your bluff!" he snapped at her. "You should just accept when you're beaten."
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Post by etcetera on Dec 29, 2010 9:40:51 GMT -5
Etcetera clenched her fists harder, to the point they were shaking. "What is your problem?" She snapped back, turning to face him. "Did the words 'Grab my boob' come out of my mouth? Did they? If I had said those exact words then by all means, call my bluff. But I didn't. I said something completely different. Maybe in your puny little mind they mean the same thing but that's your problem, not mine. Learn to take a fucking joke."
This was not like Etcy at all. She never got mad like this and she never swore. Pounce was getting under her skin and she couldn't take it anymore.
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Post by Meringue on Dec 30, 2010 7:49:43 GMT -5
Meringue sat quietly in the background, watching the situation. He really had no input, so decided to just keep his mouth shut, not wanting to say anything stupid. Though, Etcetera's comments finally got him a bit confused, "But... what if Tugger grabbed your....'boob'. Would you be okay with that?"
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