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Post by Tumblebrutus on Dec 31, 2010 0:20:11 GMT -5
"You guys..." Tumblebrutus said, groaning as he covered his face, then looked apologetically at Jemima. "It's... complicated."
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Post by facethemoonlight on Dec 31, 2010 6:45:05 GMT -5
"Evidently," Jemima said with a raised eyebrow, looking back and forth between Pouncival and Etcetera, and glancing at that new kid, Meringue was it?
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Post by Mungojerrie on Dec 31, 2010 21:28:28 GMT -5
With a long loud groan and a few choice words, the burglar cat stepped out from behind the old broken oven. Looking a bit groggy and pissed off he sauntered over to where a congregation of kits had accumulated. "Alright, alright, what's goin on here?" Mungo grumbled, "I was ova' there mindin my own business, takin a little nap... and then I wake up, little Etcy is mad, Pouncival is having a bitchy fit or somethin, and Tumble looks like he's bout to shit 'imself." Oh he did NOT need this sorta thing right now.
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Post by Tumblebrutus on Jan 1, 2011 11:28:33 GMT -5
Tumblebrutus looked mortified before he groaned and rubbed his forehead. ".... call it..." he paused. "It's..." Another pause. "God damn it." A deeper sigh came. "Misunderstandings, challenges, and now none of them will shut up or listen to reason."
And great. Of course Jemima had to be there.
Why were ALL the girls magically around whenever Tumble made an ass of himself? It was like fate for him to just suck it up and be gay.
Wait, what? No. Bi. He straddled the fence. Not that he was one to particularly share that.
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Post by etcetera on Jan 1, 2011 19:30:18 GMT -5
Etcy said nothing but gave Meringue a death glare. She didn't react to Mungo's entrance but snapped her head to Tumble at his comment. "Don't put any blame on me! I was trying to leave. He's the one that won't drop the damn issue."
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Post by Mungojerrie on Jan 1, 2011 19:38:33 GMT -5
Mungojerrie sighed heavily. Damn kits and thier silly problems. "I say we all just calm down, yeah?" he suggested, "Personally, I'm sidin with the girls 'ere." He tried to keep a smile off his lips at his comment. Really he was just saying it to screw with them. Honestly, he had no real interest in whatever was going on. He was just upset that his nap got disrupted. "Now Etcetera, think about it fer a minute would'ya. The reason why Pounce grabbed ya. Y'know, boys do tend to pick on the girls they 'ave crushes on. I remember that I used ta throw rocks at Rumple cause I 'ad a crush on her. Well... of course that was before I knew what 'sibling' meant...." he mumbled. Walking over to Pouncival, Mungo prodded him lightly in the side, "Is that right Pouncie? D'ya got alittle crushy crush on Etcy here? Ya want some of that? Alittle 'oomf oomf' and alittle 'bang bang'?" He made a few vulgar motions as he spoke.
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Post by facethemoonlight on Jan 1, 2011 19:50:47 GMT -5
Jemima raised an eyebrow at Mungojerrie. She didn't appreciate vulgar motions.
"Wait, Pounce grabbed you, Etcy? Where?" she exclaimed, sending a glare in Pouncival's direction. What on earth was getting into everyone?
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Post by etcetera on Jan 1, 2011 19:54:34 GMT -5
Etcy made a face at Mungo's comment, made worse by his actions. "Oh Everlasting... I sure as hell hope not."
Feeling a bit skeeved she left the two toms, preferring to be by Jemi. "Yes. Where do you think?"
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Post by Meringue on Jan 1, 2011 20:01:47 GMT -5
Meringue was confused as to why he had gotten a glare from Etcetera. Was it something he said? His curly ears layed flat on his head, feeling a bit intimidated. His fur was raised slightly. "Um... maybe everyone should just apologize... And then we can go play or something!"
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Post by Electra on Jan 1, 2011 21:02:16 GMT -5
Electra was looking for her friends, she hadn't seen Etcetera or Jemima yet today, and was wondering where they had gone off to. Hearing something akin to a commotion or argument. Following her ears, she came across the group.
She immediately went to Etcetera and Jemima, who both looked very upset. Concerned, she draped an arm around Etcy's shoulder, as Jemima merely looked concerned while Etcy was almost.... pissed off? That couldn't be right, Etcy was never pissed off. "Etcy, what's wrong?"
She had caught the tail end of the conversation, with Jemi asking Etcy where Pounce had grabbed her, but why on earth would Pounce do a thing like that? She could have sworn he had more sense....
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Post by Pouncival on Jan 1, 2011 23:52:47 GMT -5
"You wanna get kicked in the balls?" Pouncival asked Mungojerrie. "She wanted me to. She wouldn't have challenged me otherwise. Not my fault she's a sore loser."
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Post by Mungojerrie on Jan 2, 2011 0:49:42 GMT -5
"No, bein kicked in the balls ain't somethin I planned for today. Not that ya could reach anyways," he remarked with a snicker. He patted Pouncival on the head, "Now now, can't we all just 'andle this like mature adults... y'know, kiss and make up. Maybe even have an orgy afterwards, thats always fun." Being the joker that he was, of course Mungojerrie wasn't serious. "Sore loser eh? I know you'd be sore afta' losin... somethin," he smirked. Oh, he couldn't take it anymore! Being serious and the voice of reason, that was no fun! He liked to cause trouble and chaos! "I'm actually suprised that it was a girl that Pouncie felt up. Comes as a shock ta me really."
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Post by Pouncival on Jan 2, 2011 2:05:40 GMT -5
And Pouncival kicked. Or rather, kneed. It bothered him, talk like that. So he dealt out his form of justice.
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Post by Mungojerrie on Jan 2, 2011 2:08:29 GMT -5
Mungo let out a high pitched squeak and then doubled over, falling to his knees. He whined loudly, "Why would ya DO that!? Oh Everlasting... WHY!?" He banged on the ground with a fist, like it would help the pain. Atleast he didn't have to worry about losing the ability to make kittens, he couldn't do it anyway, but that was his little secret.
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Post by etcetera on Jan 2, 2011 2:13:11 GMT -5
Etcy was about to answer Electra when Mungo squeaked. "Pounce! What the fuck did you do?" She exclaimed, once again straying from her normal behavior. Leaving Jemi and Electra she headed over to Mungo. "Whats gotten into you, Pounce?"
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Post by Olivia on Jan 2, 2011 2:20:33 GMT -5
Olivia was walking by, minding her own business all while feeling that nagging feeling of loneliness. Her attention wanders to the gathered group of cats, and she recognises her brother and her friends, and none of them looked all too pleased. Curiousity getting the better of her, she makes her way over to the crowd, watching as Pouncival knees Mungojerrie in the groin. Olivia is in shock, and she marches over to her sibling.
"POUNCIVAL, what do you think you are doing? Why would you just knee someone there? Doesn't that go against the guy's code or something? And how would YOU like it if someone just kneed you there? Hmm? Wouldn't be very pleasant would it?" She glares and crouches to the ground, placing her paw on the calico's shoulder. "Are you ok?" She asks softly, and then looks to the others. "What is going on here? Everyone looks so angry."
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Post by Mungojerrie on Jan 2, 2011 2:26:52 GMT -5
The pain subsiding, Mungo continued to wail on. "Oh its... its so painful," he muttered, a grin plastered across his lips. Though, with his head down it was unable to be seen. "I, I dunno if I can stand up. I think he might 'ave broken somethin..."
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Post by etcetera on Jan 2, 2011 2:40:50 GMT -5
"I'd say he deserves to be kneed." She said, glancing up at Olivia. "Show him what its like."
Etcy put her hand on Mungo's other shoulder and knelt down beside him. "Are you okay Mungo? Anything I can do?"
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Post by Olivia on Jan 2, 2011 2:46:55 GMT -5
Olivia looks to Mungojerrie, concern on her face. She doesn't know what to do, and looks to Etcy as she speaks.
"I can't exactly knee my brother there, mum wouldn't be too happy, and it'd be kinda awkward."
She remains close to Mungojerrie, nodding and saying "Do you need anything?", with her paw still on his shoulder for comfort.
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Post by Mungojerrie on Jan 2, 2011 4:35:59 GMT -5
Mungo groaned and sat up, slightly slouched over. "I suppose it'd be wrong ta ask if ya could kiss it betta' huh?" he said with an innocent smile. "Oh girls, yer too kind ta me," he muttered, trying to stand up, acting weak and wobbly on purpose.
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Post by Tumblebrutus on Jan 2, 2011 9:42:59 GMT -5
THIS went a little too far, and now it felt like people were choosing sides. Well, hew knew his side.
"Quit faking it for sympathy so you can get girls to fall all over you. If it was that bad, you'd be crying or vomiting by now, and you know it." His arms folded over his chest. "And that was nothing in comparison to steel toe boots," he added as a mutter, not ever wanting to admit, acknowledge, or tell anyone about that particular fight with Plato a few years ago when he walked in on the other tom whose head was between a queen's legs. He didn't even know what that was then! And it was Plato's fault anyway for not blocking the door...
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Post by Electra on Jan 2, 2011 12:34:54 GMT -5
Electra's jaw dropped as Pounce kneed Mungo in the crotch. "What the hell is wrong with you?" Setting her chin, she marched up to Pounce, grabbing a handful of his shirt to yank his head down to her level. She didn't have Olivia's worries about getting in trouble. Having a lack of parental guidance certainly made her care less about consequences.
"Pounce, I swear, if you ever touch my friends or do anything like what you did to Mungo ever again, you are in for a world of pain!" Her protectiveness of her friends was certainly coming out, and Electra was going to knock heads together if she had to. Why were all the toms so stupid?
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Post by Mungojerrie on Jan 3, 2011 20:51:26 GMT -5
Mungo snuffed and then stood up straight, perfectly fine. "Bah, yer no fun Tumble. I'd let ya fake an injury if it meant that you'd actually get laid," he laughed. That probably wasn't the best comment to make at the moment, but, what the hell. "Looks like Leccie 'as more balls than you boys do."
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Post by Olivia on Jan 3, 2011 22:50:17 GMT -5
She attempts to help him stand, letting the whole 'kiss it better' comment slide. She looks to Tumble as he scolds Mungo, and back to Mungo with a confused look on her face. She watches as Electra approaches Pounce, but she does not stop her, as he did need to be pulled into line after kicking someone in that particular spot. As Mungo stands up straight, Olivia lets go and shakes her head with a slight frown, not appreciating his mention of 'getting laid'. Guys were really stupid sometimes. She approaches Electra, and rests her hand on the dark kitten's arm, just in case she became more violent, and also to try and calm her as she didn't like to see anyone upset.
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Post by Plato on Jan 5, 2011 11:12:57 GMT -5
Boredom could cause many a chaotic thing to happen, and when there were ladies around... mreow.
"HAAAAAY LAAAAYYYYDIIIIIEEEEEEEESSSSSSS~~~~ Never fear, the PLATO is here!" He pounded his chest with a good thump and grin before laughing as he slapped Mungojerrie on the back. "Jerrie, my man, sup hommie?"
Oh. Definitely a good mood that day. "Ah, the boys are here. So Pounce, you and Leccie hook up yet?"
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Post by Mungojerrie on Jan 5, 2011 16:14:00 GMT -5
Hearing a new voice over all the other, Mungo's ears perked up. He knew that voice. "Hey! Plato! 'Ow's it goin? Ya nail anyone lately?" he responded with a grin and a chuckle. It was always a party when Plato was around. Mungo laughed when he heard the question of Electra and Pouncival's relationship. "Naah, I think Pouncie is more interested in little Etcy, seein as he felt 'er up 'n all. Or maybe he's just becomin a lady's man... 'ave ya given 'im lessons?"
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Post by Olivia on Jan 5, 2011 17:48:59 GMT -5
Her head turns as a loud, familiar voice breaks through the crowd. She turns her head momentarily to see Plato, and stops herself from giggling. As he speaks of Pounce and Electra hooking up, she looks to Electra. "Just ignore him." She shakes her head, and looks to Mungojerrie as he speaks, her eyes opening wide.
"WHAT!? Wait...WHAT!? You did WHAT to her?" She points a finger at Pouncival, an unhappy look on her face.
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Post by Plato on Jan 6, 2011 0:57:25 GMT -5
"Oh man, dude, you have NO idea," he started to say in response to the getting laid part before he looked at Pouncival stunned.
There was a moment of silence.
"WOOOOOOOO! MY BOY'S BECOMING A MAN! High five, dude, high five!!!"
The idea that the air was tense and everyone was pissed off didn't click in his head. At all. "Oh man, oh man, it was like just yesterday when you were talking about girls having cooties and now you're getting the tatas! Fuck, man, you're amazing"
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Post by Olivia on Jan 6, 2011 5:21:53 GMT -5
She shakes her head as she is not pleased with Plato's reaction.
"No, Plato, it's not a good thing. You don't just go and grab a girl, it's wrong."
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Post by facethemoonlight on Jan 6, 2011 11:02:17 GMT -5
Jemima was just shaking her head in disbelief at everything. Mungojerrie's theatrics, the other cats showing up and the incidents being rehashed over and over. She was not impressed with Pouncival's behaviour.
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