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Post by lonzo on Jun 11, 2010 11:58:01 GMT -5
((*FLAILS* I'm so sorry I didn't see this till now ;_; *needs to check this section more often.))
Lonzo, as usual, was late to the party. He came bounding in, out of breath from running all the over here. "I'm. . . So sorry. . . I'm. . . Late. . . Got. . . Chased by Pollicle. . . " And then he proceeded to collapse on the ground, looking up at Victor and Plato.
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Post by Plato on Jun 11, 2010 14:33:05 GMT -5
Plato looked at his friend, momentarily forgetting that he was supposed to be busy threatening Victor as he nudged his friend. "Yo Lonz. You dead, man?" A smirk came to his face; so long as Alonzo was alive, he couldn't give a damn, and would totally laugh. If Alonzo was hurt... there'd be hell to pay. ... once he got a large enough group to hunt down said pollicle.
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Post by Victor on Jun 11, 2010 20:07:01 GMT -5
Victor prodded Alonzo in the side with his foot. "Stop collapsing just anywhere," he said, glad for the distraction. "You'll get all dirty and attract things."
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Post by Plato on Jun 11, 2010 21:53:12 GMT -5
"Yeah, you dirty homo!" Plato jaunted, grinning a bit at Alonzo, the intonation not registering in the least.
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Post by lonzo on Jun 11, 2010 22:32:19 GMT -5
'Lonzo groaned and breathed for a moment before getting up again. "Yeah, yeah, yeah, man. I'm good." He grinned and put an arm around Victor, winking. "Attract all the ladies." Smooth as usual.
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Post by Victor on Jun 11, 2010 23:22:56 GMT -5
"Last I saw, all the ladies flee from you," Victor said. "Or reach for the soap."
"And get off! You smell like pollicle," he added, shoving Alonzo into Plato.
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Post by lonzo on Jun 13, 2010 23:28:27 GMT -5
"Hey now, don't be dissin' 'cause you're jealous." He laughed and then was pushed into his bestie, continued to laugh and turned the push into a run, tackling his best friend. "I smell fantastic! What are you talking about?"
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Post by Plato on Jun 13, 2010 23:32:11 GMT -5
"Fuck if anyone knows what Victor's talkin' about," Plato laughed, an arm looping around Alonzo's shoulder friendly. A sigh escaped his lips, lips that curled up into a smile.
"So hey, Lonz, did you know that Victor's totally doing it with guys now?"
Well, how else could HE bring it up?
"Cause I didn't know. But I mean, he's still cool with us, right?"
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Post by Victor on Jun 13, 2010 23:46:26 GMT -5
Victor became nervous again. But surely if Plato was OK with it, Alonzo would be, even encourage it.
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Post by lonzo on Jun 13, 2010 23:54:40 GMT -5
Woah. 'Lonzo's eyes went dead for a moment. He wasn't quite sure how to take this. I mean, it really shouldn't matter. "I mean, you're not interested in me, right?" He wasn't really too keen on another Tom touching his man bits in that kind of way. And then he shook his head and laughed. Hell, even if he was, that was cool! "Hell, you're still cool with us. Even if you do want to touch my man bits." He winked and laughed, wrapping his arm around Victor's shoulder and ruffling his head fur.
Yeah, he could be okay with this.
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Post by Victor on Jun 14, 2010 0:08:46 GMT -5
"Who says I want your man bits?" Victor demanded. "I don't want yours. Yours are lame. Besides, you should be begging me to touch them."
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Post by Plato on Jun 14, 2010 0:19:36 GMT -5
"Hey!" Plato cut in sharply.
"It's not Alonzo's fault he's not as big as me! Cut him some slack, Victor! Just 'cause he's not into dick doesn't mean you have to rip on his for being small, or him not looking as good as me, or him not being as awesome as me because guess what? You're not as awesome as me or hot as me either!"
He wasn't going to touch the cock size with a ten foot pole.
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Post by Victor on Jun 14, 2010 0:23:01 GMT -5
"What?" Victor asked again. "I meant I grew up with you two. It would be weird if I went for your bits. Not to mention how hot a tom is has lots more important than what his wang looks like."
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Post by Plato on Jun 14, 2010 23:40:41 GMT -5
"No, really, I understand, and it's okay," Plato said, nodding his head sympathetically as he touched the other's shoulder. "You don't need to be embarrassed. I meant it when I told you it's okay, I'm not going to hold it against you that you have a crush on me and want to do dirty, man-on-man stuff to me. Really. I'm flustered--" Close enough to flattered, "-but straight as a line. But seriously, it's okay. Hey Alonzo, do you like toms too? Because out of you and me, you'd be the really gay one."
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Post by lonzo on Jun 15, 2010 21:13:50 GMT -5
"Psh. Yeah, both of you are just jealous. I mean, why else would you deny wanting this?" Lonzo put his hands on his hips, jutted out his chest, and grinned wide. And then proceeded to roll his eyes and pull Plato in a headlock to noogie him, "I'm straighter than you." He teased, cracking up.
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Post by Victor on Jun 15, 2010 21:19:09 GMT -5
"You're just jealous that I'll get all the chicks," Victor pouted.
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Post by Plato on Jun 24, 2010 8:25:24 GMT -5
"PFFFFFT!" Plato shook his head with another hard laugh. "Victor, the day you get more babes than me is the day I get caught by the pound and neutered. It ain't gonna happen. EVER." He then gave Alonzo a shove. "I think even Lonz can get more babes than you even though he's horribly disconfigured."
... well, he was close!
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