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Post by Mistoffelees on Jun 15, 2010 16:35:00 GMT -5
"If I ever get Plato Special, do me a favor, take me to the vet, and have them put me down. I don't think I could live with myself with being so stupid." He shook his head, though he curled up a little closer. "And I agree with you. It's... nice."
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Post by Victor on Jun 15, 2010 18:01:21 GMT -5
Victor purred, scritching Mistoffelees behind his ear.
"I'm glad I've got someone like you," he said. "Nice, fun and clever. And you're cute and attractive, but in a different way to me, so we don't clash. Plus you're small and dominant, so it's fun."
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Post by Mistoffelees on Jun 15, 2010 18:23:53 GMT -5
"Aggressive in a different way than you," the cat answered, purring a little bit as he offered a swish of his tail. "Really could get used to this too, you know."
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Post by Victor on Jun 15, 2010 18:27:07 GMT -5
Victor decided to groom some of Misto. He licked the other tom's ear and head, slowly cleaning, occasionally nibbling.
"Smell good too," he murmured.
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Post by Mistoffelees on Jun 15, 2010 18:38:38 GMT -5
"I'm so glad my humans keep a tidy home. I don't think I could cope without it," the cat replied as he kneaded the other's thigh, exhaling deeply with a yawn.
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Post by Victor on Jun 15, 2010 18:45:29 GMT -5
Victor licked under Misto's chin, undoing the top buttons of his shirt to groom the fluffy white fur there, purring all the while.
"There's nothing wrong with a bit of smellyness sometimes," he muttered into Misto's fur. "When you're worked up you have a good musk."
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Post by Mistoffelees on Jun 15, 2010 19:21:33 GMT -5
"Oh shush, you," he laughed though he took care to roll on his back, using Victor's lap as a sort of rest or arch, arms above his head, tail swishing in a purr.
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Post by Victor on Jun 15, 2010 19:26:07 GMT -5
Victor used his fingers to comb Misto's fur, continuing to lick his head.
"Oh, but you do. Mostly it's the smell of sex and sweat that is so good."
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Post by Mistoffelees on Jun 15, 2010 19:41:57 GMT -5
"I always wonder if the sex appetite of those who live outdoors far exceeds those of indoor cats. Then I realized nope, because I'm barely satiated." He smirked with another little purr. This... really was nice. Really something he could get used to.
"Maybe we can invite Coricopat into our festivities sometime."
A mild sigh.
"It's such a shame that you and Tumblebrutus are siblings. Such a shame. I swear, the good-looking genes must run through your family."
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Post by Victor on Jun 15, 2010 19:44:51 GMT -5
"Are you trying to kill the mood?" Victor accused. "If you start hitting on my father I will have to dump you," he said, smiling down at Misto. "At least my mother is safe from you."
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Post by Mistoffelees on Jun 15, 2010 20:29:29 GMT -5
"Hey, I only hit on him once. No, twice. But that time didn't count because I was twelve." He grinned a little bit playfully before stretching further, shirt lifting to expose a bit more bellyfur, white peaking over his belt. "And trust me, I would never have any sort of Oedipus Complex issues. Ever."
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Post by Victor on Jun 15, 2010 20:36:55 GMT -5
"I may not be Plato, but I still don't know what that means," Victor said, continuing the grooming.
"Although I suppose even hitting on my parents is better than on George. Then I would hurt you, if no one else got to you first."
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Post by Mistoffelees on Jun 15, 2010 21:26:51 GMT -5
"Oedipus Complex? Never heard of it? Like the whole Freudian theory about wanting to have intercourse with one's mothe--oh my GOD, GEORGE?!" His face looked positively green as he bolted upright. "GROSS! EW! UGH!"
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Post by Victor on Jun 15, 2010 21:29:41 GMT -5
"Exactly," Victor said calmly, pulling Misto back down.
"I don't see why you need a complex to want an older queen," he pointed out. "Some a quite hot."
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Post by Mistoffelees on Jun 15, 2010 21:40:06 GMT -5
"I don't see the appeal but... not liking queens in general could flavor that. ... then again, in general, I prefer older toms... with only a few exceptions." A frown came to his face then, a thought going to Tugger. What was he doing? It'd been awhile since he'd been able to spend time with his friend, take his ego down a few notches, or just visiting. It was always pleasant, and he lived for those moments, taking the pain of unrequited love over it.
But well... maybe Victor would alleviate some of that pain.
"Do you still think she's hot?" He didn't need to say a name.
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Post by Victor on Jun 15, 2010 21:45:07 GMT -5
"Yes," Victor said. "Tits that defy gravity," he said, trying for levity. "Do you think he'll be hot when he's that old?"
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Post by Mistoffelees on Jun 15, 2010 21:51:27 GMT -5
"I think he'd let himself get hit by a car before that happens," Mistoffelees said, almost a bit too honestly, ears flattening a bit. "So I try not to think about it. I try not to think about him in general. At least you got a taste of yours." A bitter smile came to his face. "Always the straight ones..."
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Post by Victor on Jun 15, 2010 21:58:45 GMT -5
"How old is he anyway?" Victor asked. "He's been twenty five for a while now."
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Post by Mistoffelees on Jun 15, 2010 22:03:36 GMT -5
"He's always twenty-five to me," Mistoffelees frowned, rubbing the back of his neck. "I nearly got it out of him, or thought I would, rather, with Bombalurina once, but no such luck. I'd guess he hit the thirty-mark, though. Almost certain of it. But probably not thirty-five yet."
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Post by Victor on Jun 15, 2010 22:10:37 GMT -5
"So not quite old enough to be my father," Victor said.
"Do you have any family you know of," he asked idly, combing through the fluff out the top of Misto's shirt.
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Post by Mistoffelees on Jun 15, 2010 22:15:52 GMT -5
At that, Mistoffelees became a bit more quiet.
"No."
A short, simple word that could mean so much.
Did he have family? No. Did he know anything about them? No.
"Unless you're talking about the Jellicles being family, then you know all of them, and since I was a kitten."
Life before being a Jellicle... he couldn't remember it. No. He was born to be a Jellicle. Human home was for convenience. But family? How?
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Post by Victor on Jun 15, 2010 22:17:50 GMT -5
"I meant a parent I could sleep with as revenge if you sleep with my father," Victor joked, sensing a subject he should avoid.
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Post by Mistoffelees on Jun 15, 2010 22:29:57 GMT -5
"I think it'd be more likely with me sleeping with your brother than your very straight father," Mistoffelees said, slightly snippy, not at first picking up the joke though his answer was honest. He took a moment to breathe. "Your father's one of my best friends. There's Victoria, who'd always be my fag hag for life, Bomba who just is everything I wish I could be, Tugger who encourages my magic so much and, despite what people think, really is there for me, and your father who includes me in everything. If Munkustrap humbles me, your father gives me the pick up. That's just the way it is."
Mistoffelees frowned. "No. No, I don't have parents or family."
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Post by Victor on Jun 15, 2010 22:43:07 GMT -5
"At least you don't have a mother," Victor pointed out, somewhat bitterly. "You know she's going to get snippy about us."
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Post by Mistoffelees on Jun 15, 2010 22:51:44 GMT -5
"Accuse me of doing Voo Doo on you? I should do magic on her so she'd stop being such a homophobic twat." He paused. "... sorry, that was harsh of me. She's always loved my magic but... I don't like that she's so oppose to who I am as a person. Who any faggot or dyke is."
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Post by Victor on Jun 15, 2010 23:10:06 GMT -5
"She's no so much against it," Victor said. "More against it if her sons are doing it."
"Should make out in front of her. Might make her too shocked to complain."
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Post by Mistoffelees on Jun 15, 2010 23:12:32 GMT -5
"I'd prefer to keep my balls, thank you very much." He grunted a little bit. "So what are we supposed to do about it? Act like buddies around her? God, it's insufferable."
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Post by Victor on Jun 15, 2010 23:16:36 GMT -5
"No," Victor said. "Just ignore her. She'll either give up or stop talking too me. Either way, she'll leave us alone."
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Post by Mistoffelees on Jun 15, 2010 23:18:20 GMT -5
"But she's your mother. She's family. You can't just brush her off like that!"
Okay, maybe a bit more personal than he'd thought... Truth be told, he never considered family, what anyone would think. He did things for himself, for his pleasure. Sometimes the shyness would creep in with his Mistoffelees' side, a sort of vagueness, but others didn't fit in that occasion.
Well, no. Sometimes he worried about what Tugger thought of his actions.
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Post by Victor on Jun 15, 2010 23:28:24 GMT -5
"Why not?" Victor asked. "If she isn't going to be a horrible and unsupportive mother, I don't want her as a mother at all. You know I have five half siblings I've never met? She can't even keep in contact with her own children!"
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