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Post by alleycat on Sept 14, 2010 10:36:30 GMT -5
Artemis looked down her cleavage again, and gave her left boob a test-prod. She raised an eyebrow and looked at Mistoffelees. "Mass destruction? These things?"
A look of horror crossed her face when drunken handjobs were mentioned. "Dude. Why would you want to do something like that in front of everyone? That's gross! Fuck whoever you want, dude, but don't force everyone to watch!" she said with a grimace.
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Post by Plato on Sept 14, 2010 10:43:20 GMT -5
Plato made a face as well, and turned to stare at Alonzo. "DUDE!"
Well?
"DUDE, I know I'm hot and all, and you're like, madly in love with me but... DUDE. You touched my manbits?! Ugh, I definitely need another beer now. Unless-"
He stopped. Seemed to think.
"Does that mean I'm off the shit-list for calling Misto a fag for the past however many years? Because if so, I need to talk to Victoria right away."
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Post by Alonzo on Sept 14, 2010 19:22:21 GMT -5
It seemed like something had popped his macho balloon as he heard the confessions from well, nearly everyone. If this was true, no more booze, no more nip. Nothing. Swallowing harshly the tom looked between all those around and clicked his tongue against the roof of his mouth. What to do now? If it was all just a huge joke and he played into it...then they'd think he was a fag. If he confessed he was..defintly a fag. Shit. Reaching behind Plato he gathered one of the stray beers and started chugging. Yes. Booze would make this all go away.
Please?
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Post by Rumpleteazer on Sept 14, 2010 20:24:33 GMT -5
"Hey, why so down, Lonzo?" Rumpleteazer sauntered up to the tire, propping her elbow on Alonzo's shoulder as she slouched, staring up at the sky. Why wouldn't it rain already and get it over with? Now she had to spend the whole afternoon worrying about getting wet.
After a moment, she glanced down at Alonzo. "Woah, dude. You look like you jus' got told the sky woz pink or somethin'." Which was her way of saying he just looked like his entire world had been broken and turned upside-down. Or something like that. She was never that good with putting words to feelings.
Pursing her lips, she glanced up at the rest of the group. "What'd I miss?" Gah, she hated it when she waltzed in halfway through a conversation. It always made her head all twisted around.
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Post by Plato on Sept 14, 2010 22:45:50 GMT -5
Whoa, if it wasn't Rumpleteazer. What timing.
But if she was asking questions, she wouldn't remember. And he couldn't remember. And Alonzo couldn't. And--
He seemed to be brought back to reality, arm wrapping around Alonzo. "Hey... hey... it's... it's okay. Really... guys, leave him alone. It's not nice to pick on him if he was drunk and liked me and stuff."
Well... he sort of had it right, but the touching part was the genuine concern on Plato's face. "Hey... hey, look at me. I don't even remember it. It's... it's okay, dude. I mean... I mean, I really wish that I was like bi or something for you but like... you know, we probably did it for a bunch of babes, too. Chicks love dudes making out with each other, isn't that right?" He shot a look to Artemis, Puck, and Rumpleteazer, a more pointed one with an unspoken plea: please play along or something...
Though he wouldn't admit it, Alonzo came first. Always. That was his priority.
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Post by puck on Sept 14, 2010 23:17:11 GMT -5
Puck inwardly rolled her eyes at the 'dudes making out' comment. She still didn't understand where that idea came from and she probably never would. Toms were strange. "Well, its not like I have the right to give anyone a hard time about something they did while drunk. I've done my fair share." She added with a wink.
"Ooo look, beer!"
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Post by Rumpleteazer on Sept 15, 2010 16:33:55 GMT -5
Phst, play along? Now why would she want to do that and ruin all her fun? Rumpleteazer decidedly ignored Plato's look. Well, she was bored! What else was she supposed to do if not tease the toms?
"Huh, I dunno, Plato. Sure, it's kinda hot, but two guys makin' out don't usually get me interested. Cause, you know, they're probably not interested in me." She paused for a moment, examining her claws, before remembering who she was talking to.
"Cause they're usually gay." Yeah, state the obvious. "Mm, beer." She grinned, moving over to grab a beer with Puck, before thinking twice and shaking her head. "Nah, I shouldn't. If this is the night I think I'm thinking of, I think I only had two beers, and I still can't remember a thing."
For Teazer, being petite and slim meant she couldn't really hold her drink, and usually ended up with a terrible hangover and no recollection of the previous night. "Which means I don't remember seein' if you two got it on, which I'm seriously regrettin' not bein' sober for. Musta been a sight." She smirked.
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Post by Mistoffelees on Sept 16, 2010 8:26:42 GMT -5
"Oh please, like being queer's a bad thing in the first place. Personally, I don't understand how anyone can appreciate the female figure, no offense meant, of course," Mistoffelees replied, a bit of a wrinkle given with his nose.
"And you all are such lightweights, except Victor. Well, and I think Puck drank me under the table but does it count if I did nip?"
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Post by Alonzo on Sept 16, 2010 14:46:02 GMT -5
Thank Bast or whatever god it was looking down on him today. A subject change. Still he wouldnt be happy untill that bottle was empty. Chugging away like a sailor, the black and white tom announced that he was finished with a large beltch. "Your all lightweights compared to me. Beer pong, body shots, you name it I'll do it. Beer bombs too...why are we talking about boozin if we are just sitting here with this very sad and lonely six pack of long necks?" Reaching his foot out he tapped at the nearly empty case with a pout.
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Post by puck on Sept 16, 2010 15:02:28 GMT -5
"Under and then some Misto. Would have even without the nip." Puck replied with a smirk. She looked at her nearly full bottle and finished it off in a few gulps. "I've never come across anyone who could out drink me. My equals, yes, but I've never been bettered."
"I do agree though. This talk of alcohol is making me rather thirsty."
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Post by Plato on Sept 17, 2010 10:51:17 GMT -5
"Alcohol is always a good idea," Plato agreed, brushing off everything else. He had to? What other alternative was there? Admitting some sort of stupid defeat?
Though actually,
"Hey, ladies, you guys didn't by chance happen to see Victoria anywhere, did you?"
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Post by Rumpleteazer on Sept 17, 2010 17:27:11 GMT -5
Rumpleteazer sighed. "I can't help it I'm tiny. I was born wit no alcohol tolerance..." Pouting, she reached for a beer. Dropping to sit by Puck, she poked her. "Don' let me drink more than one. It won't end well." She took a swig from her bottle and grinned at Plato.
"Nope, sorry. Not today, anyways..." She raised her eyebrows at him. "Why?"
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Post by Mistoffelees on Sept 18, 2010 10:46:35 GMT -5
"Ugh. You're all so dreadfully boring. Sitting around getting drunk when you could do other things before the rain. If it happens," Mistoffelees rolled his eyes though there was a shift, a little bit of an uncomfortable one. Why DID Plato want to know where Vicki was?
"Probably she sensed the stupidity from a mile away and decided to stay home."
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Post by Victor on Sept 18, 2010 11:30:48 GMT -5
"Stick around girls," Victor said. "If they get drunk, we might get an encore of the last drunken performance. Maybe some oral this time."
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Post by alleycat on Sept 18, 2010 20:36:31 GMT -5
"Ew! Gross! I don't want to see that!" Artemis exclaimed, grimacing.
Joining Rumpleteazer and Puck, she grabbed a beer, too.
"Please keep your funbits to yourselves, boys!"
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Post by Alonzo on Sept 18, 2010 21:04:10 GMT -5
Alright so there was not enough beer in the world to keep this conversation from happening. Gathering his folded up bit of newspaper, the black and white tom got to his feet before tucking it beneth his arm. Not even bothering to look at the others now, he stalked off in a pissed mood. Sure he could deal it out, but just couldnt take it.
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Post by Plato on Sept 20, 2010 9:36:55 GMT -5
"Buh-whu--I just--whoa, whoa, Lonz! ALONZO! Damn it," Plato grumbled, ignoring the group at hand as he took off, just a bit of a jog. "Oh, oh come on. Not like they really think we're gay for each other or something. Okay, well, maybe you're gay for me but honestly, name a tom who ISN'T! I don't count!"
Oh, well meaning Plato.
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Post by puck on Sept 21, 2010 10:17:19 GMT -5
"Only one, gotcha. I'll do my best." Puck replied with a mischievous glint in her eye. She glanced up at the sky at Misto's mention of rain, wishing it would come. That's when all the fun started.
Alonzo and Plato heading off brought her attention back to the group, a slight frown forming.
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Post by Rumpleteazer on Sept 21, 2010 18:56:05 GMT -5
"Aww, thanks, Pucky. You're the best." Rumpleteazer grinned at Puck before taking a swig from her bottle. Holding it up, she squinted. The beer was already half gone. Ooo, that wouldn't be good for her....
She glanced up at Alonzo and Plato leaving, frowning suddenly. "Hey, where're they goin'? We were just teasing, right? Lonzo, Plato, come back..." She trailed off, before pouting. "Can't take a joke...." Hmph. She took another gulp of her beer.
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Post by Alonzo on Sept 22, 2010 21:08:50 GMT -5
"When are you going to get it that your -not- all that? That you'll never be Tugger, and that these people we hang around are just a bunch of fag idiots?!" Alonzo had apparently had enough of getting teased. Or was it the fact that memories of that night kept popping into his mind. It was hard to tell. With a growl he threw his arms to his sides and glared at his best friend. "Just..fucking forget it. Dont come after me. Just go drink with the tits and the pole suckers back there."
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Post by Plato on Sept 22, 2010 21:35:08 GMT -5
Plato looked wounded a moment. This was his best friend. He cared about Alonzo. Fuck, he tried to protect his best friend often enough, and now he was being yelled at? And something like that? It was cruel. Understatement.
Plato wasn't exactly the deepest thinker, but his shoulders did droop, expression falling. "You can be a real ass sometimes." He turned his back to Alonzo, hands shoving in the pockets of his pants. What was the big deal anyway? He couldn't remember shit but he had nothing to be afraid of.
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Post by Rumpleteazer on Sept 26, 2010 21:12:53 GMT -5
Rumple bit her lip and set her beer down between her feet. After a moment, she leaned forward, towards Plato, her elbows resting on her knees and her chin cradled in her hands.
"Uh, hey, Plato... You okay? It's just, uh.... Yeah...." She bit her lip again. Yeah, awkwardness. She probably should have tried to change the subject. Gah, she hated it when people were all depressed and shit. It was such a downer and she didn't know how to deal with it.
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Post by Plato on Sept 30, 2010 9:34:48 GMT -5
"Yeah, I'm cool," Plato replied, trying to chin up, to brace a smile. Rumpleteazer was adorable, really. Meant well. He just... he didn't even know. "He's just being pissy about shit. ... again."
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Post by alleycat on Oct 1, 2010 5:08:39 GMT -5
Artemis gave Plato a one-armed hug and a smile.
"He'll come around, hon. He always does!"
She grabbed a beer and handed it to Plato.
"Have another one, cheer up! Just... don't get as drunk as last time, okay? I don't want to see your manbits, or anyone else's, for that matter," she said, teasingly.
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Post by Victor on Oct 1, 2010 20:50:07 GMT -5
Victor just sighed. The reaction made no sense. If it had been someone else, they would be laughing about it. Since when did Plato and Alonzo get so uptight and abashed?
"I don't get it," he said. "What's the big deal?"
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Post by puck on Oct 2, 2010 10:56:50 GMT -5
Puck gave a shrug. "Who knows."
"Anything we can do to cheer ya up Plato?"
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Post by Rumpleteazer on Oct 2, 2010 13:22:59 GMT -5
"Yeah, cheer up." Rumple grinned, picking up her beer again. After a moment, she glanced down at her body. "I don't have manbits. Does that mean you don't mind seeing girlbits?" She winked at Artemis and pulled the edge of her shirt up for a moment before giggling and taking a drink from her beer.
"I'm joking. I need at least another beer before I start flashing anyone." Not that there was much to see, anyway.
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Post by Plato on Oct 6, 2010 12:33:17 GMT -5
"I'm cool," he said hurriedly, seeming to snap out of the distraction as he looked at the others, taking the beer and an eager swig. "Lonz can't take a joke. I think he's struggling with his own sexuality and lust for me. Really, I don't blame him. Anyone would."
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Post by puck on Oct 14, 2010 14:07:31 GMT -5
"Alonzo will get over it. I mean, I've done my fair share of crazy things while drunk and I'm perfectly normal and well adjusted." Puck paused for a moment. "Ok, I'm a bad example but the moral is, he'll get over it and everything will be peachy."
She gave Plato a cheesy grin and a thumbs up. When in doubt, go for the goofy.
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Post by alleycat on Oct 14, 2010 14:13:05 GMT -5
"I don't mind boobs. Boobs are awesome," Artemis said with a grin and a wink to Rumpleteazer.
Arm still slung around Plato's neck, she took a swig of her beer and smiled, agreeing with Puck.
"Perfectly peachy!"
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