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Post by Mistoffelees on Jun 7, 2010 9:17:31 GMT -5
"Wait, whaaaaaat?"
Now, Mistoffelees' attention was fully captured with the mention of his dear friend. "Jesus, she must be traumatized." A hand scratched the back of his neck, trying to envision the situation. "Was she all right? What happened? Details, please."
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Post by Victor on Jun 7, 2010 9:25:35 GMT -5
"She was fine," Victor assured. "Just not expecting to wander into three toms having a bath. Plato was even a gentle man, so I think we may have drowned him a bit too much."
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Post by Mistoffelees on Jun 7, 2010 9:30:56 GMT -5
"... what?"
That alarmed him. He should have been jumping for glee, but instead a wariness settled for the black cat. Plato never behaved around queens or kittens. Ever. Even around toms, he was ridiculously touchy-feely. If he was playing around.. oh, he'd never forgive the bastard.
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Post by Victor on Jun 7, 2010 9:32:25 GMT -5
"Maybe it was 'cause a queen caught him unprepared to be his version of cool, so he had to try a different tact," Victor suggested.
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Post by Mistoffelees on Jun 7, 2010 10:53:18 GMT -5
"... that better be the case. I don't want him hanging around her too much. He's such a womanizing son of a--" he cut himself off before exhaling. "Sorry... just... I mean, you know how I am with Vicki."
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Post by Victor on Jun 7, 2010 20:23:42 GMT -5
"She's proof you're gay," Victor agreed. "If you had an inkling of wanting queens, you'd have been with her by now."
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Post by Mistoffelees on Jun 8, 2010 8:45:45 GMT -5
"Exactly," Mistoffelees said, a head nod given. "And it's nice having someone who really just is a great best friend. Well, I mean, for what we are. Actually, I love all my best friends." It was funny how he had distinctions in his head. The one he confided in most was Victoria without question, but the one he felt closest to was Tugger--possibly bias for his feelings toward the other and how Tugger encouraged his magic. Of course, there was Skimbleshanks who encouraged him as well, often feeling as if the older cat invited him into a lot of things. Well, and Bombalurina--it was sometimes fun just having a fight, playful one, and throwing out as many insults as possible to each other.
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Post by Victor on Jun 8, 2010 18:40:50 GMT -5
"Exactly," Victor repeated. "Which is why hang out with the doofus brigade. I can tell them anything, even if it doesn't seem like it."
He called them the doofus brigade, but he was just as immature at times as them. That was the point. Fight in bath case in point.
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Post by Mistoffelees on Jun 8, 2010 23:00:13 GMT -5
"... right," Mistoffelees murmured gently as he turned, fingers running through Victor's hair. "... I'm sorry I'm hard on them. That's not fair to you."
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Post by Victor on Jun 8, 2010 23:02:51 GMT -5
"Why should I care if you insult them?" Victor asked. "I insult them all of the time. It's how we work. Just promise me you won't get upset if I side with them sometimes, over you," he said. "I don't mean anything by it, it's just I can't let you win all of the time."
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Post by Mistoffelees on Jun 9, 2010 9:29:27 GMT -5
He snorted a little bit. "Side with them if I'm wrong, but I doubt I'll be in the wrong in comparison to them. Plato's convinced the sun travels around the Earth, and Alonzo... Everlasting Cat, I have no clue how those two found each other but I swear it ups the aggravation by ten fold."
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Post by Victor on Jun 9, 2010 20:46:07 GMT -5
"Ah, but with Alonzo around, I can never be accused of being the indecent one," Victor said.
"Besides what about you? The seventeen-year-old dating the older tom. Hardly seems like the friend of Victoria," he challenged. "You're just as indecent."
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Post by Mistoffelees on Jun 9, 2010 22:23:44 GMT -5
"Oh, come on, you're three years my senior. That's nothing. I've liked toms about twenty years my senior and down to two years my junior. Or well, more like a yearish. But in theory." He stretched, back cracking in the gesture, a pleased smile playing on his lips. "And Victoria is JUST the friend I need."
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Post by Victor on Jun 9, 2010 23:45:11 GMT -5
"Why? Her purity masks you outrageous, sex-mad sparkling?" Victor asked, grinning as he scratched Misto behind his ear.
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Post by Mistoffelees on Jun 10, 2010 0:23:11 GMT -5
"Heeeeey! Don't diss the sparkling! It makes me... unique. ... or gay. One or the other." The playful smirk lingered on his lips as he crawled up into Victor's lap, straddling his waist with ease. "I need to find her a boyfriend. Why must there be such lousy choices for her here?"
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Post by Victor on Jun 10, 2010 0:29:32 GMT -5
"Well, if she kissed Plato, he'd probably follow her around like a wounded puppy," Victor offered. "He's desperate for action, but if he got some, I reckon he'd be more likely to be clingy than cheating."
He continued to scratch behind Misto's ear. "Of course, I thinkn she may have been scared off by the waving bits in the bath. Maybe you'll have to find her a girlfriend now."
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Post by Mistoffelees on Jun 10, 2010 0:35:31 GMT -5
"God, don't even suggest Plato for her. I don't want that vile thing within ten meters of her," he shuddered, wrinkling his face up though then he cocked his head. "She'd be cute with Jemima. Would break Brutus's heart though, I'm certain."
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Post by Victor on Jun 10, 2010 0:39:38 GMT -5
"I'd like the steamy mental images of her with Jemima is they weren't both so...underage," Victor said. "Now, Bomba in some girl-on-girl action would be a sight to see."
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Post by Mistoffelees on Jun 10, 2010 9:32:11 GMT -5
"Hypocrisy any?" Mistoffelees teased before adding, "And Victoria's older than me, even if she doesn't look it, nor acts it." Maybe a bit of an extra tease there. "I just don't understand the girl-on-girl appeal at all."
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Post by Victor on Jun 10, 2010 9:46:19 GMT -5
"Same as the appeal of Guy on Guy, really," Victor said. "I suppose going both ways, I can get the appeal of anything." He thought for a moment. "Ooh, how hot would it be sandwiched between Bomba and Munkus?"
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Post by Mistoffelees on Jun 12, 2010 9:38:22 GMT -5
"How about replace Bomba with someone else with a cock, and then be sandwiched between them, then it'd be hot." A smirk came to his face, a moment of something, a thought of being between Munkustrap and the Rum Tum Tugger, the brother's doubleteaming him with ease. The fantasy was pretty epic despite how wrong he knew it was, setting aside the fact they were related, which made things worse. Then again, Mistoffelees knew to a degree he'd always be fucked up.
There must have been physical traits or something that attracted him. Munkustrap and Tugger, then Skimbleshanks, Victor, and Brutus. It wasn't natural.
But maybe this open relationship would be good for him. To see how it all worked out and everything.
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Post by Victor on Jun 12, 2010 20:52:15 GMT -5
"I think I'll make it my mission to make you see the glory of boobs," Victor said casually. "Cause as deluded as Plato may be, he is right about one thing, some queens do dig two toms together. Although that may be because I told him that..."
"Anyway," he continued. "I think we should know more about each other," he said to Misto, still scratching the other tom's ear. "When did you realise you liked toms?"
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Post by Mistoffelees on Jun 12, 2010 21:00:28 GMT -5
Mistoffelees gave a shrug. "I don't know. As long as I remember I've liked them. I never had any interest for queens. It wasn't like a revelation or anything. Maybe would have been different if I were raised differently.."
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Post by Victor on Jun 12, 2010 21:06:11 GMT -5
"Boring answer," Victor said. "I think I realised when Coricopat shoved his tongue in my mouth. We were high," he added.
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Post by Mistoffelees on Jun 12, 2010 21:12:26 GMT -5
Mistoffelees almost joked. "Wait, WHAT?! You and--you and CORI?!" And, though he didn't mean to, he burst into laughter. "That's... oh my God, that's... wow. I'd have expected anyone but--actually, he makes perfect sense. Hee hee!"
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Post by Victor on Jun 12, 2010 21:16:39 GMT -5
"What?" Victor pouted. "I was sad, and he had nip, and we had some, and then he kissed me, and we banged each other." He prodded Misto in the chest. "Who was the first one you did anything with?"
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Post by Mistoffelees on Jun 12, 2010 21:28:22 GMT -5
"..."
And, again, Mistoffelees burst out in laughter. "Oh you poor, poor sod. ... well, at least he's hot, but still. Cori?!" He giggled a bit more, though that died as the question was turned on him. And soon, there was silence. "I don't know his name."
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Post by Victor on Jun 12, 2010 21:31:36 GMT -5
"Oh," was Victor's response for a moment, before perking up again. "At least that means no awkward meetings later."
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Post by Mistoffelees on Jun 12, 2010 21:37:20 GMT -5
"No. Heh. Only cat I've hooked up with here besides you was Cori," he admitted. "But not like he'd go around kissing and telling."
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Post by Victor on Jun 12, 2010 21:44:33 GMT -5
"So we've both done Cori..." Victor mused. He rubbed Misto's hips. "I suppose he's the obvious choice then, if we want a threesome."
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