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Post by Victor on May 27, 2010 2:48:12 GMT -5
Victor went under the water, fumbling blindly for a hold. He found Plato's leg, pulling on it to drag the tom over. He wasn't going to let anyone else have the last move.
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Post by Plato on May 27, 2010 8:21:30 GMT -5
"Gah! Whoa!" Plato said, kicking a bit to try and surface once more as he submerged, twisting to try and wrestle Victor as he came to the surface, laughing a little. "Dude, seriously! It's okay to admit you want me rather than just continuing to go for my man bits." He shook his head with a snort, a tickle felt in his nose though he didn't sneeze and worked to settle back.
"You know what'd make this even better? Beer."
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Post by Victoria on May 31, 2010 16:52:50 GMT -5
Victoria liked to take the occasional quiet stroll through the Junkyard. The weather was beginning to warm, but the piles of trash made for a nice, shady walk. Clad in pale pink hot shorts (they were a bit racy for Victoria's taste, but she liked the way her legs looked them) and a ladylike cardigan to balance it out, she half walked, half skipped through the winding pathways cleared in the junk.
She reached the edge of the yard, seeing across the street the row of flats in which many of her fellow part-time housecats lived. She picked up the faint smell of other tribesmembers, but mixed with the scents of the busy city, she couldn't pick them up. Curiosity killed the cat, or rather, it made her cross the street to investigate.
She scaled the fire escape and leapt gracefully to the windowsill. "Hello, just thought I'd drop by- OH!" Her sentence turned into a short, sharp scream of horror and her hands flew up to cover her eyes. "Oh my goodness, I'm - er...sorry, what on earth is going on here?" She asked, cheeks turning a delicate pink. "I should, um, perhaps go."
But she was rooted to the spot, as long as her hands were over her eyes, and she didn't really want to remove them.
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Post by lonzo on May 31, 2010 17:03:34 GMT -5
'Lonzo coughed up more soapy water as he reemerged. And then he heard beer come out of Plato's mouth, but before he could respond with delight and hop out to get some, Victoria decided to appear. In cute little shorts that showed off those mile long legs of hers. He grinned and leaned over the side of the tub. "Hey Vickie, how's it going? No need to be shy! We're just goofin' around. You know how that goes." He laughed merrily, pushing Plato back. He usually didn't go for such young ladies as Victoria, but this was an opportunity to be better than his best friend, and he could never pass up that.
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Post by Plato on May 31, 2010 17:16:00 GMT -5
Plato lost his balance as he was shoved back, submerging before he rose, coughing a little as he focused. "Victoria..?" he murmured, unable to help the long look at her legs to that adorable shirt, and the way her hands covered her face so cutely. He'd known Vicki for years, not necessarily well as she often banded off with Mistoffelees. Sometimes he got the impression they didn't like him, strange as that was.
But for once, he felt behaved as he gave Alonzo a hard smack on the backside of his head. "Knock it off," he said, a one phrase insistence.
And then was a bit startled at himself. What the fuck was wrong with him?
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Post by Victoria on May 31, 2010 17:38:13 GMT -5
Victoria had thrown her hands over her eyes far too quickly to actually see who was in the tub. All she had seen were three toms, no clothing, and quite a lot of suds. She recognized Alonzo's voice as he spoke to her. "I'm afraid there really is a reason to be shy. It's safe to assume the three of you are, well, um, naked, yes?" She squeezed her eyes shut even tighter behind her hands.
She recognized Plato's voice next, and groaned internally. She, along with Mistoffelees, were not his biggest fans. "Do you mind if I ask why you are all...bathing together?"
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Post by Victor on May 31, 2010 21:49:14 GMT -5
"Because it saves water that way," Victor supplied. "Plus we're gregarious by nature. We do things with company."
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Post by Plato on May 31, 2010 23:27:25 GMT -5
"Not that we're suggesting you do anything!" Plato interjected, a glare given to Victor and Alonzo both in warning before his tone changed. "Besides, Victor's gay now so he's safe."
Oh. Plato Logic. That was unique.
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Post by lonzo on Jun 2, 2010 15:54:52 GMT -5
'Lonzo scrunched his nose and looked at his best friend as if he had Pollicles growing out of his face. He smiled at Victoria sweetly (even though she couldn't really see him through her fingers), grabbed Plato's arm and spun them around so they weren't facing her. "What is your deal man?" He whispered angrily into his ear. "We could totally get her in here with us. Seriously, man."
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Post by Plato on Jun 2, 2010 21:21:07 GMT -5
"Dude, seriously," Plato hissed back. "She's nice. Too sweet for this stuff. Don't frickin' lair at her." Lair--leer--same thing in a way. He frowned. The idea of Victoria being there was nice, indeed, and made him tingly, but he didn't wnat that for some reason.
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Post by Victor on Jun 2, 2010 23:04:08 GMT -5
"Are you two finished being losers?" Victor asked.
"Well, you are welcome to join," He told Victoria. "Although I don't see why you'd want to."
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Post by Victoria on Jun 4, 2010 0:17:32 GMT -5
Victoria produced an outraged squeak from behind her hands. "Victor's gay so he's safe? Safe from what?" She would have put her hands on her hips if they were not so busy shielding her eyes. At Victor's suggestion, she turned an even deeper shade of pink.
"I'd really rather not. Would you mind doing me a quick favor and make sure all your...um, bits, are safely submerged so that I may take me hands off of my eyes?"
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Post by Plato on Jun 4, 2010 11:26:38 GMT -5
... Shite.
If he could have worded anything wrong... that definitely was it. Plato looked at Victor for help, though he felt like he needed to say something. And so, he shrank down as he mumbled, "We're sub..." what was the word she used? She'd said it only a moment ago.
"We're... submissive."
He winced.
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Post by Victor on Jun 4, 2010 11:35:08 GMT -5
"Only when the mood takes me," Victor whispered to Alonzo after Plato's wrong word. Nonetheless, he sat down again, hiding his bits amongst the bubbles.
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Post by lonzo on Jun 4, 2010 22:27:08 GMT -5
'Lonzo rolled his eyes at Plato. What an idiot. Victoria was a cute little thing though. Sure, she's just an almost full Queen, but that was close enough for 'Lonzo. He wasn't a pedo and preyed on little kittens or anything, Vickie just had those wonderfully long legs and god was she smokin' hot!
He snickered at Plato's use of that word, especially when Victor commented. Geeze, how did his best friend get along in life? Oh yeah, because he was with 'Lonzo. Yeah. He lowered himself enough to have his man bits covered for the lady. He wasn't into being rude. "It's okay, you can open your eyes. We're gentlemen here." He smiled pleasantly.
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Post by Plato on Jun 4, 2010 23:17:07 GMT -5
"What?" Plato hissed to his friends, though he was pretty sure it had to do with the word butchering. Still...
His eyes moved to Victoria once more.
She looked especially beautiful that night.
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Post by Victoria on Jun 8, 2010 1:30:35 GMT -5
Submissive? Victoria frowned behind her hands, but shrugged the confusion off. Plato had probably misheard her. At Alonzo's words, she peeked out from behind her hands, reassuring herself that everyone's modesty was safely intact. Slowly she removed her hands, crossing her arms over her chest.
"Alright. Now, I ask again, why on earth are you all bathing together?" Sure, Victor had sassily answered her question, but she wanted to hear Plato and Alonzo's explanation. Especially because they often gave Mistoffelees a hard time about being gay.
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Post by Plato on Jun 8, 2010 8:53:21 GMT -5
Plato paused as he pointed to Victor. "It was his idea."
Though that sounded more accusatory, even though it was.
But why? Victoria didn't seem to like it...
"Just... needed a bath. Hair needed work. And Alonzo smelled horrible so he needed one, too."
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Post by Victoria on Jun 13, 2010 21:11:24 GMT -5
Victoria smirked a little bit, covering her mouth with one dainty white paw. "Mistoffelees is going to flip when he hears about this," she purred matter-of-factly.
It was no secret she shared everything with the tuxedo tom. Especially because Alonzo and Plato often made fun of him for being gay, this was a particularly hilarious story to share with him.
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Post by Victor on Jun 13, 2010 21:22:18 GMT -5
"Oh?" Victor purred. "Get him to join in the splashing."
He nudged Alonzo. "How many do you think would fit in the tub? Bomba always likes a bath, keeping clean."
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Post by Plato on Jun 13, 2010 23:06:15 GMT -5
"He... he doesn't need to know," Plato squeaked. The hell was wrong with him??? He never squeaked. He never got embarrassed. He was just AWESOME so why would he be? He--
He paused and looked at the other two.
"Seriously, would you guys stop thinking with your dicks for like two minutes? It's no wonder why the queens don't take any of us seriously with you two acting like idiots, even if you're gay now, Victor." He frowned before glancing at Victoria once more, a smile given, maybe a bit shaky. "So uh... sorry you had to uh... see this. It can be scary seeing Victor and Alonzo in the buff. I would know. I kind of wanted to burn my eyes out to forget what they looked like naked. But I mean, it's not their fault they're not as hot as me or that they're complete creepers. Really."
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Post by lonzo on Jun 13, 2010 23:38:33 GMT -5
Lonzo chuckled, and nudged back, grinning like a dork. "I think we could make room for a lot more," and winked. He wasn't trying to be dirty, I mean, after Plato's outburst he had stopped trying to flirt with the white Queen, and now he was just being silly and boyish. And then geeze Plato!
The black and white Tom frowned and crossed his arms. He didn't want to say anything to start a fight, that would be rude to Victoria to have to see that, but later he'd have to talk to this kid. What the hell was up?
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Post by Victoria on Jun 17, 2010 22:27:40 GMT -5
Now that she was quite sure her modesty would remain in tact, Victoria allowed herself to get a little bit...bratty. She was good at it, and these three often made fun of Misto. Her best friend in the entire world. She wasn't about to pass up this chance at payback.
"Of course I have to tell him. You're always ragging on him about being gay and yet I find the three of you bathing together? It doesn't get much more homoerotic."
At Plato's words, she snorted delicately with laughter. "Not hot as you? Oh please." Misto liked Victor,so she could cut him some slack."Victor, you're fine but the two of you." She pointed at Alonzo and then Plato. "Are ridiculous. Do you think about anything but yourselves and girls? Honestly." She shook her head and crossed her arms.
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Post by Plato on Jun 17, 2010 22:33:43 GMT -5
"Yeah, of course we do. Food, nip, the Everlasting Cat, Old Deuteronomy, and the Rum Tum Tugger," Plato answered all too literally, the sarcasm and snippiness having gone over his head, the earnest expression on his face an indicator of it.
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Post by Victor on Jun 18, 2010 0:49:23 GMT -5
"Green," Victor supplied. "You can't tell me you girls don't spend half the day obsessing over your appearance and dreaming about Tugger, or any other guy you deem worthy."
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Post by Plato on Jun 18, 2010 0:53:25 GMT -5
"Hey, but Tugger's hot. I mean, I think a lot of toms would spend a lot of time thinking about him. So that's not a good exam...example." Plato struggled before he snapped his fingers. "Okay, so a lot of the kittens think about me all the time because I'm the hot one. So yeah, I'm a good example."
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Post by Victoria on Jun 18, 2010 2:10:36 GMT -5
Victoria rolled her eyes. "I was being sarcastic." She pointed out to Plato, pinching the bridge of her nose between her fingers. At Victor's comment she looked up. She could play the best friend card and prey on the fact he was dating her best friend and she was pretty sure if he had to choose between the two of them, Misto would choose her (she hoped) but she wasn't about to play that dirty.
"Hey, I think about quite a lot more than Tugger and how I look." She snapped, offended.
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Post by Plato on Jun 23, 2010 9:12:22 GMT -5
"... huh?"
Plato, genuinely, looked lost at the comment. "But why wouldn't you think about Tugger and how you look more than other stuff? I mean, you're really pretty. Like if I were a queen and I looked like you, I wouldn't think of anything else."
A poor attempt at a compliment.
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Post by Victoria on Jun 29, 2010 16:51:57 GMT -5
Victoria's face turned angry."Because I'm not empty-headed! Do you think I'm so shallow that I spend my day thinking only about how I look and about boys? That's not a compliment, it's an insult."
Her blue eyes reflected how offended she was. She crossed her arms over her chest, weight shifting into a slightly more aggressive stance, the fur on the back of her neck raised with her irritation.
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Post by Victor on Jun 30, 2010 8:06:34 GMT -5
Victor leaned forward. "You need to take a joke," he said bluntly to Victoria. She was sweet and all, but sometimes she seemed too pure. It didn't seem right to Victor. Maybe that's why he didn't have that many friends other than the guys.
"And I only said half the day anyway."
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